Monday, December 08, 2003

A stream of conciousness play-by-play of my thoughts during Saturday night's 2 and a half hour library marathon

15 minutes: I will research the basic characteristics of carnivorous plants and then focus in detail on two species.
30 minutes: Okay...this is pretty boring...my nails sure are pretty...
45 minutes: I wonder how I chipped this nail. All I did yesterday was play X-2...mmmmm...video games...NO! FOCUS! Venus' Flytraps!
1 hour: Charles Darwin was a fuckin' freak. I know he did the whole "change the way we look at the world and ourselves" thing with Origin of the Species, but this is fuckin' freakish. Who the hell finds time in their life to write a 117 page book on Venus' Flytraps consisting mostly of "I poked the pant with this, here are its responses" and "I poured this on the plant, here are its responses"!? What the fuck....
1.15 hours: You have got to be kidding me. *Francis Darwin* son of *Charles Darwin* also wrote a book about Venus' Flytraps....
1.30 hours: What am I gonna do for my next plant...SWEET! That pitcher plant looks like a rearing snake! Hello, subject for part three of my paper!
1.45 hours: "Upon opening up a Cobra Lily, one may encounter the decomposing skeletons and bodies of frogs, snakes, and other small mammals that made the mistake of seeking shelter within the plant"...kick ass....
2 hours: I wonder how far a paper airplane would fly from this hight....
2.15 hours: Not very far at all...should have noticed that heating duct before I tried this...
2.30 hours: By making these photocopies of distribution maps I will be done with the research portion of my paper!!...wait...what the shit is this!? I brought dimes! I know I did! NOOOOOO!!!! Oh wait there they are.....Maybe I should change my nailpolish...

Ah the dedication of a college student.
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