Thursday, January 22, 2004

Music: Super Furry Animals - Golden Retriever
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And now...The horrifying return of Chiquita Price!!!

Around the beginning of last semester, I recieved several messages on my voice mail from a man looking for someone named Chiquita Price. He'd left so many messages that I felt he deserved to know he had the wrong number, so I gave the number he left a call and entered his extention.

Turns out it was a collection agency and Chiquita must be in hot water with them. After being verbally abused for almost ten minutes by this guy who was convinced I was lying about my identity (in hindsight I don't know why I didn't hang up), I eventually gave another call to the company switchboard and begged the lady to take me off the list. I thought it was over then...

BUT NO!

About 45 minutes ago while I was waiting for the couscous to be ready I decided to check if I had any voice mail. What do you know? I did!

Two calls, probably from over break, from Asset Acceptence each leaving a number, extention, and a request that Chiquita Price get back to them as soon as possible.

Chiquita, if you're out there somewhere, please come up with a new fake phone number. I'm sick of having my voicemail clogged up because you're a debt dodging hoe-bag.

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