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Sunday, March 07, 2004
Today's Onion Headline: "Protesters Ignored"

Music: Bis - Protection
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Wow. I hereby deem this the lost weekend.

Fiday I spent hours in front of the TV playing Disgaea since I felt kind of under the weather.

Felt better yesterday since I slept until 1:00 in the afternoon. That killed about half the day, the rest of which was spent watching Runaway Jury, X-Files and just hanging out.

I ought to be doing my spanish reading, but it doesn't look sorough, so I'm allowing myself to procrastinate. Meanwhile, we're having still more bathroom troubles.

Evidently, this morning saw one of the girls across the hall walk in to the bathroom only to discover that a couple was having sex in the shower...

...What...the fuck...

What else could possibly happen to this bathroom!? First someone puked on the toilet not in it, then someone started using the wall as a deposit spot for their chewed up gum, lately people have been forgetting to flush, and *now* someone decided to start fucking in the shower stall.

I'm gonna blame the new linolium. Think about it! None of this kind of crap happened when the bathroom looked like shit! Now that it looks like a clean place people think it's okay put their knees on the ground to puke, and now the shower looks like an ideal place for a quickie.

I'm wondering if I shouldn't go spill stuff on the floor now just to test this theory.

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