Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Music: The Flaming Lips - Fight Test
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I have a personal crusade.

I hate when people drive like douchebags. I have made it my mission to make them pay.

I'm kind of like the Punisher...except small, non-voilent, and protected by the frame of a Volkswagon.

My favorite hunting grounds are 78 and the Parkway. In your attempts to bypass the traffic, have you gone on to the shoulder? What's this? Now you need to get over two lanes. Sorry. No can do. Well...I *can*. I just won't. Scream all you like, Soccer Mom. Your plees fall on deaf ears. I will tailgate the shit out of the car in front of me just to make sure you can't nudge in. Hope you like getting stuck against the divider wall for the exit you didn't want to take. You know what could have prevented this? STAYING IN THE FUCKING LANES!

Oh goodness. Do you need to change lanes, Guy Yammering in to his Cell Phone. I'm afraid that won't happen on my watch. You see, it's against New Jersey State Law to talk on your cell phone while driving unless using a hands-free device. I do not bend to law breakers. You can sweat it out as the merge comes up.

Even on the backroads of my home county the mission continues. The fellow tailgateing me with his brights on at 10 pm...Well, he now has two options: He can either sweat it out behind me as I slow to a 5mph crawl, or he can admit he's a shitty, impatient driver and pass me on this no passing road. I refuse to cave to these people.

...Because it's good to have a cause....
This transmission logged byErisSaid on 2:23 PM

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